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thinking2:

assweetascherrywine:

Why do I constantly get attacked on this site

the guy who has his life figured out is mario

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greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

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thotty-hendrix:

apimeleki:

autohaste:

blackdenimjeans2:

kissmebluesexyvioletsme:

kingjaffejoffer:

k-ameli:

freshest-tittymilk:

freshest-tittymilk:

cognacunbound:

aaliyah-appollonia:

vibesofzen:

aaliyah-appollonia:

astrobleme22:

mood

I can’t believe I used my data to see this.

What’s ironic is Pooh is eating honey but has them milky tit…lemme stop 🙊👅🍼🍯

Brian??? I’m going to kick your ass.

@God delete this please

Oh you’ve not seen the piglet one?????

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@cognacunbound

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I mean… we are all God’s creatures, right?

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Why am i still on this website?? Like God dont even look at us no more.

I’m screaming the piglet one

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i’m not a praying man but i just might today

I knew i should not, have stopped scrolling but the guy on my dash never does this to me fuck you guy i trusted you

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